Homework raped my weekend
I keep dying in my dreams but not waking up
I just deleted a 1000 word essay that was due tonight by mindlessly clicking “Don’t Save” because my exhausted mind thought it said “Save As”
Do nothing - ruin everything
It's my brother's birthday
Taking a hatchet to a broken couch with your room mate
You feel like a real person
I’m a sick man. And the more I see, the sicker I get. I’m so sick I think...– Philip K. Dick, Solar Lottery (via doebrains)
The great day of cleaning became the great day of helping move my friend’s shit between two houses. Tony and Aubers are in Gainesville now though and they brought Raian, Justin, and Tavio with them.
Tony and Aubers appreciation post
I can’t wait til they get here today ^^
And so begins
the day of great cleaning
Zeta35: but the cops made fun of us
Zeta35: and one grabbed my ass
Zeta35: what does one do when a cop grabs your ass?
Shannon Patron: grab his back
Shannon Patron: and the first one to let go is a rotten egg
Just mowed the lawn with a weedwhacker
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
stonerparty: cravves harold & kumar