Ingredients for super chicken pasta have been assembled! Time to play chef!
neutralmilk: is anyone else mildly horrified by all this ‘zombie’ related humor surrounding a man who had his face eaten off when he is still in critical condition and his family is probably in a lot of pain and you guys think yr fucking hilarious for ignoring their pain and talking about yr fuckin zombie apocalypse plans and all of these headlines i keep seeing are just mad frightening in how...
I just got a haircut
I’m-a get so much dick now
Calm the fuck down
Zombies aren’t real, drugs and crazy people are.
dysenterygay: how to make delicious chocolate milkshake x
SHUT UP CHICKEN
Taylor: next time I'm in sofla we're getting Pollo Tropical
Taylor: we don't have one up here
Alex: uh okay
Taylor: and I'm jonesing for a hit of chicken
Taylor: I want to inject that shit
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Does anyone want to carpool to Bonnaroo?
I’m volunteering for Clean Vibes LLC if I can find some people to go with. Otherwise the drive is just too expensive :(
soooo… anyone wanna make out?
charlesmansoon: i don’t understand how i don’t get rude anons. how do none of you hate me?!
marinepornography: I would so much rather have the other person be satisfied at the end of any sexual experience than myself. word
I AM WOLVERINE
u-ok: shavingryansprivates: how to paint a squirrel u ok
iswearthisisthelasttime: 1612th: kkmmss: thedandyunderworld: Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video. HUUUUU LOL THIS FUCKING SONG people are fucking awesome
lulzpup: shineeonnmee: tessamarianne: kepi-oma-ema: watchyoufalldown: izzyvstheworld: fuck-yeah-sallyys-bacon: krystalnicole9102: n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th: LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song. omfg i was dying laughing until he jumped but didnt make it D: </3 ahahahaha!! I am screaming! Ahahahaha perfection…. This just made my day… ...