Fuck the cell reception in this house. Maybe my presence is wildly in demand somewhere and I’ll just never know. Maybe that text that says “Please help! My house is under siege by murderous ninja pirate mercenaries call 911!” will never be delivered and I’ll die a horribly awesome death.
lame as[s] shit
[[MORE]] Wow and then I bitch about it vaguely on the internet. New low. I’m ganna go get stoned and eat ice cream
[[MORE]] What a sap am I Look forward for a week and accept failure at first pass Coward
r3inventing-yourexit asked: DAWG YOU CAN LIKE LISTEN TO DEM HIP HOPZ WITH THE BEATZ BY DRE NIGGA
nietzscheisdead replied to your post: nietzscheisdead replied to… consider this a retroactive cause for kicking me in the face Ok, I can accept that. I’m not sorry anymore
0hfaithful asked: Oh wow I didn't even notice the pun. Even better now. His exsistance is punny! I fucking love puns, man.
nietzscheisdead replied to your post: nietzscheisdead replied to your post: I really… it wasn’t punny Josh stop, I don’t want you to die and I don’t want to be the one that has to kill you. I’m already sorry enough that I kicked you in the face.
nietzscheisdead replied to your post: I really hate puns. I find that a good solution to… you mean to say that you don’t find them………………………………………………………..humorous? i agree. I don’t get it.
I really hate puns. I find that a good solution to them is the cyanide and happiness method - whichever character makes one dies a violent death in the next frame.
this hummus is hella good. I don’t even like hummus that much.
MY MODEM IS HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS
Taylor: OMG MY CAT IS EATING MY CHINEESE FOOD
Me: OMG THATS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR CAT OR FOR YOU
Taylor: SHE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT SHE IIISSS CHINEESE FOOD
durianseeds: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
funkycaptainshackleford: how many these mushrooms I gotta eat fo’ I Super Mario da fuck outta dis place?” SEVEN
FUCK THIS I AM GOING BACK TO BED
showerbear: humanconditioned replied to your post: I’m supposed to get up on the roof and fix our… solidarity. What am I? Maintenance? No pigs were harmed in the making of this gif… they can swim. Also Vanessa needs to stop stealing my words. Good luck with your AC dude. Maybe if you feed it Cheetos it will be more inclined to work.
ohsorryoh: wake up eat sleep